Sunday, May 04, 2008 :::
 

Landkreuzer P 1500 Monster Tank

The Landkreuzer P 1500 Monster Tank was a 1,500 ton tank proposed during the Second World War, and to say it was the most stupidly vast weapon ever designed would be to miss the chance to say "Makes the Death Star look like a beach ball."

Mine is bigger then yours.

The goal was to put the fear of God, Buddha and every non-visible being from Apollo to Zeus into anybody within 10 miles. It is basically a tank 30 times bigger than any that could actually be useful, with gun barrels nearly a meter wide.






















The problem with building a tank with parts meant for battle cruisers is that it would be quicker to just drop a submarine on dry land and stick some wheels on it. It damn sure wouldn't be any slower than the P 1500. Any country invaded by a Landkreuzer could pretty much have ignored it, treating it like a slightly slower moving volcano. Sure, the Nazi Doom Cannon is kind of a pain, but if you're anywhere within 20 miles when the thing finally goes off you have no one to blame but yourself.

Labels: Guerre, Luxe

::: posted by Tranxenne at 7:47 PM

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